El Arroyo Signs, Magnets, Cards & Tea Towels
The "El Arroyo" Restaurant has hilarious and witty marquee signs that have made people laugh out loud since 1975. We have refrigerator magnets, cards, and tea towels that they've created.








El Arroyo Christmas Orna...
$18.50
Dirty Santa to the rescue with these glass replicas of the famous El Arroyo sign!
Keep em laughing at the party and there will be steals for sure!












El Arroyo Greeting Card
$5.50
Card Size: 5.5"w x 4.25"h
Cards have a soft velvet touch exterior with a blank interior for message. Comes individually with envelope in a cellophane bag.

El Arroyo Tea Towel | 90...
$14.00
Toss out your dirty old rags, and grab an El Arroyo tea towel bound to make you smile.
25” x 25”
100% cotton towel, very soft to the touch
Machine washable makes it easy for cleanup
Hanging loop allowing you to hang for display in your kitchen
Soft white color that will look good in any kitchen


El Arroyo Paper Party Cups
$8.50
Christmas Office Parties Home Parties Family Parties and more!
pack of 12 cups with favorite El Arroyo signs.
Commas are important: No More Tequila.
No, More Tequila
Hear me out: Advil Holiday Strength!

El Arroyo Car Freshener ...
$9.99
Grab an air freshener for your car.... HEY YOU GET 2!
I wish more people were fluent in silence
New Car Scent

El Arroyo Car Freshener ...
$9.99
Grab an air freshener for your car.... HEY YOU GET 2!
I wish more people were fluent in silence
New Car Scent

El Arroyo Tea Towel | Snack
$14.00
Toss out your dirty old rags, and grab an El Arroyo tea towel bound to make you smile.
"I snack so my kitchen doesn't get lonely in between meals"
25” x 25”
100% cotton towel, very soft to the touch
Machine washable makes it easy for cleanup
Hanging loop allowing you to hang for display in your kitchen
Soft white color that will look good in any kitchen

El Arroyo Tea Towel | Es...
$14.00
Toss out your dirty old rags, and grab an El Arroyo tea towel bound to make you smile.
"TO me, essential oils are what drops out of tacos."
25” x 25”
100% cotton towel, very soft to the touch
Machine washable makes it easy for cleanup
Hanging loop allowing you to hang for display in your kitchen
Soft white color that will look good in any kitchen

You’re So Punny Magnet S/3
$12.00
Love tacos? Love humor? Have a refrigerator or file cabinet? Know someone who does?
You ‘re in!!! The El Arroyo sign has kept the humor through the years and via social media has made it a viral necessity.
Receive 3 magnets:
1) ants are healthy because they have little antibodies
2) Mountains aren’t just funny they are hill areas
3) What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? O Sheet!

Taco ‘Bout Good Magnet S/3
$12.00
Love tacos? Love humor? Have a refrigerator or file cabinet? Know someone who does?
You ‘re in!!! The El Arroyo sign has kept the humor through the years and via social media has made it a viral necessity.
Receive 3 magnets:
1) of course size matters, no one wants a small taco
2) I want to grow my own food but I cannot find taco seeds
3) it’s ok if u fall apart, sometimes tacos fall apart and we still love them
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